The Lunatic's Lament

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

8 hours agogreedlamelohan 103,896 notes

trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

image

8 hours agohumorkingtrust 280,231 notes

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

8 hours agogreedgregmendel 296,729 notes

vorfreudde:

Relationships suck, you either get married or breakup 

8 hours agoruinedchildhoodvorfreudde 136,934 notes

onoasa:

jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis:

okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years?

‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’
‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ 

the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky

‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’

8 hours agohumorkingredeyesandturntables 216,885 notes

tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

image

i was thinking something in retail

8 hours agohate 311,648 notes
8 hours agojoshpeckticktoast 55,425 notes

thecatblr:

horsiie:

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

smart people can get stressed out by school

  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • smart people can get stressed out by school
  • SMART PEOPLE CAN BE STRESSED OUT BY SCHOOL

Smart people can become so stressed out by school that they dont care about grades anymore

8 hours agohate 428,790 notes

uppercased:

no other song is “this generation’s bohemian rhapsody”

bohemian rhapsody is every generation’s bohemian rhapsody

8 hours agoparkingstrangecheezboiga 123,500 notes

telapathetic:

why do 14 year olds “thank god for puberty” it has literally just started for you

8 hours agohumorkingtelapathetic 22,958 notes
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