do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?
I’m really good at breakdancing I’ve broken 36 vases, 20 tables, and 27 chairs
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop