If anyone is having a bad day, just spend 15 minutes and enjoy this guy’s wisdom after losing his wisdom teeth.
I guarantee you’ll be smiling by the end of it.
This child is so precious.
I lost it when he asked his dad to make him porridge in his “papa bear chair”.
Oh my god it’s like me if I ever was on drugs
EVERY GIRL DESERVES FLOWERS AND TO GO TO A BALL WITH A GREAT GUY
YOU HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS
i cant think of a better 15 minutes spent
I just wanna know you built the ocean.
This the video I’ve been searching my whole life for
becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that
in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years
this is violently beautiful
being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE
It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen
How is sponge bob a sponge if everyone in his family are chocolate chip cookies
But aren’t they potatos?… *whispers insecurely*
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP
Tattooed people are awful
They never amount to anything
Tattoos look awful
Only criminals have a lot of tattoos
People with so many tattoos are a bad influence
Someone with that many tattoos can’t be good person
Its Tumblr University WHY IS THERE UNIFORMS
BECAUSE EVERY OTHER CLASS YOU ARE ASSIGNED COSPLAY IN
THESE ARE JUST BASE UNIFORMS FOR YOU TO CUSTOMIZE UPON
YOUR CHOICE OF COLOR AND STYLE, PLUS IF IT DOESN’T SATISFY YOU, EVERYONE GETS SAFETY PINS, NEEDLE AND THREAD, AND SCISSORS PLUS FREE USE OF THE SOWING ROOM FOR COSPLAY MAKING TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR OUTFIT.
INDIVIDUALIZE YOUR APPROACH AND EDUCATION. THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT FOR THOSE WHO SHINE OUT.
WILL SOMEONE MAKE A PROFILE SHEET FOR THIS BEFORE I DIE OF ANTICIPATION